Danny Wallace Q&A

We know you can't play but what would you do if you won nearly £4.5 million on the Saturday night Lotto draw?

I would buy 4.5 million lottery tickets and hopefully not win less.

What would be your first holiday destination with a big lottery win? And who would you take with you?

I would take my little wife on a trip into space.

If you found out you had won the lottery, where would you hide the ticket?

It is important to always move the location in case dastardly thieves find out where it's hidden, so I would move it every six to seven minutes from cupboard to shoe, to cat, to cupboard (always those same three locations, so I know what's going on). I would do that all night.

What do you do to relax?

I draw pictures of cats in pants.

Tell us something that may surprise us?

I once won a prize for Cossack Dancing.

What would be your specialist subject on Mastermind?

I've already done it. My specialist chosen subject was Ghostbusters. I scored 17 on that round. Don't mess with me!

If you won the £11 million jackpot on EuroMillions, would you give up work? If so, what else would you do instead?

I wouldn't give up work, but if I did, it would only be so I could spend more time with my Xbox, which is important.